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  • My son really likes wind turbines......

  • My son said his first words at only......

  • My son saw baby Yoda on a package of yogurt squeezes....

  • My son talked back to me, so I......

  • My son told me a girl at his school named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on....

  • My son told me he just watched a guy do 100 straight push-ups, and asked me if I could do that....

  • My son took a blade to the neck and started gushing bright orange blood....

  • My son used to do very poorly in school, but now he is getting straight A's....

  • My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent....

  • My son, who looks like his mother, was making faces and asking who he looks like....

  • My son's Geometry teacher was not at school today....

  • My suicidal friend got pissed at the way I greeted him today....

  • My teacher asked me what is the 9th letter of the alphabet?...

  • My teacher got mad at me after I......

  • My teacher told us to write a haiku for homework yesterday, but I forgot to write one....

  • My teenage daughter chose to have regular instead of electric candles on her birthday cake....

  • My teenage son got me the other day....

  • My therapist told me he was afraid I'm......

  • My therapist told me I have an...

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