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I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick......
I accidentally put a ball of yarn in......
I accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs....
I accidentally sat on a replacement window....
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth....
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles......
I accidently dropped a 20 lb/9....
I accidently dropped my keys in my friend's Nikes shoes....
I accidently put my phone in the fridge....
I accidently sprayed body spray in my mouth......
I added ice to my water today......
I admire people who study gastroenterology....
I admit that I have a problem with meth....
I agreed to drive my wife downtown to see a movie because she said parking would be cheap....
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger....
I almost bought an edging shovel at Home Depot today....
I almost burned my house down cooking dinner......
I almost got in a wreck at lunch....
I already could count in hexadecimal......
I also had a job constructing things that held other things up....
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