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  • I painted my room in three different colours......

  • I passed out on the baggage carousel at the airport....

  • I pay my rent, food and other expenses......

  • I phoned a call center today and it said all the advisors were engaged....

  • I phoned my boss and said I'm really......

  • I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a yard sale....

  • I pirated a movie last night......

  • I pirated a movie yersterday......

  • I pirated a video game yesterday......

  • I pissed on an electric fence some years ago....

  • I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July....

  • I play mushroom games with my kids....

  • I played a prank on My friend the other day by taking all the lamps in his house....

  • I plotting to try and steal the pyramids....

  • I poked my friend with a scale......

  • I posted a video of flies trying to escape a fly trap....

  • I posted my resume on LinkedIn Park......

  • I prefer to eat my pancakes raw......

  • I pretty sure someone coming into our house and stealing our toilets....

  • I promised my daughter that she could always ask me for anything and I would never say no....

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