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  • I was struck by lightning today......

  • I was stuck trying to figure out the answer to my Math question, until I lit up my scent candle....

  • I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams....

  • I was sweating when my lifelong friend approached me and I forgot his name....

  • I was swept off my feet by an......

  • I was talking to a plus sized Asian......

  • I was telling my father about my new......

  • I was tested today and the results were negative....

  • I was testing different brands of paper yesterday......

  • I was testing out some scissors, then finally made my decision....

  • I was texting with the guy who invented autocorrect....

  • I was thrown out of the meeting for being intolerant....

  • I was tired of sweat collecting in my chemical resistant gloves at work so I cut the fingers off....

  • I was tired yesterday......

  • I was to urgent care after spending the day installing a tile floor....

  • I was told by a terrorist that no one is allowed to keep count of anything anymore ....

  • I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander!...

  • I was told my voice was hoarse......

  • I was touring my buddy's new house when I asked why he had a wand, top hat, and cape in his bedroom....

  • I was trying to avoid contention when delivering......

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