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  • Why wouldn't the squeamish mathematician multiply either 36 by 8 or 32 by 9?...

  • Why'd the broken umbrella have trouble making friends?...

  • Why'd the flower fail his drug test?...

  • Wife - "I've never had allergy testing...

  • Wife asked what my plans were for the......

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  • Wife gave me a to-do list with 6 chores and got upset when I only completed #1, #3, and #5....

  • Wife got her hair cut......

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