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  • If a crisp company (or 'chips' for our Atlantic neighbours) is going to sponsor a Zombie Apocalypse....

  • If a dwarf with Down syndrome kept arriving to work late, is it ok to say he's....

  • If a ghost possesses their own dead body....

  • If a giant ape and a table tennis champion got into an argument about a karaoke machine in the far east....

  • If a group of crows is a "murder"....

  • If a lama with one L is a holy man, and a llama with two Ls is an animal, what is a three L lama?...

  • If a short fortune teller escaped prison....

  • If a Stork is the bird that delivers babies....

  • If a Viking is reincarnated....

  • If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground....

  • If an ornithologist writes his second book about birds....

  • If anyone is interested, I'm seriously looking into cloning Deer....

  • If Athena was born from Zeus's head....

  • If bread always falls jam side down and cats always fall feet first....

  • If California falls into the ocean....

  • If Chuck Norris lived in the woods we'd call him the Wood Chuck....

  • If crows are so intelligent, how come humans can't understand their language?...

  • If Darth Vader had another daughter besides Leah....

  • If egg in Japanese is tamago, what is a century egg?...

  • If Freddy Krueger was real I'd let him get all of you....

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