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  • If you go to the bakery and the only loaf of bread left is shaped like a cow, what do you tell yourself to make you feel better about buying it?...

  • If you have two friends named Gus, what will you always have?...

  • If you haven't seen House, you should....

  • If you hired an owl to take care of your kids....

  • If you hold a sheep in one hand and a potato in the other....

  • If you need someone to build an ARK, please ask me....

  • If you think your chicken coop is haunted....

  • If you write a third book about Birdsong....

  • If you're a werewolf....

  • If you're born during Shark Week that should be your astrological sign....

  • If you're too scared to count in German, I have some advice....

  • If your river has run dry, go upstream to look for a huge pile of mud and sticks....

  • Im confused what a Tresbien?...

  • Im tired of all these jokes about the titanic submarine....

  • Impossible Whopper......

  • In a fictional lego universe set in Anglo-Saxon England, a king gave his pet parrot a large plot of land....

  • In biology class today, students studied and dissected cow's visual sensory organ....

  • In case there's a zombie apocalypse and you've been taking brain supplements....

  • In his advanced age, Attila the Hun lost the power of speech....

  • In honor of Star Wars day I download......

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