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  • I got caught stealing things in the supermarket while balanced on the shoulders of three vampires....

  • I hate vampires....

  • I just dicovered that my parents named me......

  • I need to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals and I can't remember how....

  • I once had a job making Dracula plastic dolls....

  • I said bite me to a vampire......

  • I'm 50/50 on how it feels to be a vampire....

  • I'm gonna be a self-depreciating vampire for Halloween......

  • I'm working on a pilot for a new reality TV show that searches for the person with the most blotchy skin....

  • If I could choose one superpower, it would be invisibility....

  • If I could choose to have one superpower, it would be invisibility....

  • If it weren't for Venetian blinds......

  • If there was anything that you could change about yourself, anything at all, what would it be?...

  • If you're too scared to count in German, I have some advice....

  • In order to promote business in hell's red......

  • In the competition for the best bathroom fixture....

  • Interviewer:...

  • Just found out I am a vampire......

  • Last buffet i went to only served...

  • my girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is....

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