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  • My Vampire Girlfriend dumped me after installing a mirror....

  • Schizophrenia is a trip......

  • The older I get, the more I realize that sitting to pee is the way to go but....

  • The vampires couldn't figure out why their population increased marginally by day, but reduced again at night....

  • Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins....

  • Vampire Hunting......

  • Vegans can't have pudding....

  • Vegans need to stop judging each other's food......

  • What cheers up a sad vampire?...

  • What did Dracula name his Chevy?...

  • What did Dracula say when he was invited to a party he didn't want to go to?...

  • What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?...

  • What did the self depreciating vampire say to his therapist?...

  • What did the Vampire say when he was told to clean the mirrors?...

  • What do vampires do at barbeques?...

  • What do you call a criminal vampire?...

  • What do you call a flirty vampire?...

  • What do you call a group of vampires standing in the sun?...

  • What do you call a Vampire standing in line at a Blood Bank?...

  • What do you call blood vessels that are good friends?...

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