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I asked my wife why we always argue about everything....
I asked my wife, Shirley, if she'd like to engage in a Medieval Battle Exhibition....
I asked the doctor for more sleeping pills for my wife....
I brought Indian bread to my wife's parent's house for an appetizer on Xmas, but my father in law would not accept it....
I call my wife "Snickers"......
I called my wife a buffet......
I called the incontinence hotline yesterday......
I came home from work and saw...
I came home with Chinese takeaway....
I couldn't find my belt today....
I couldn't reach the top shelf, so I married someone who owned a stool....
I crafted sexy lingerie out of antique compasses......
I dated a woman who was afraid that she owned so many apartments properties....
I didn't want to see my ex, but she still had my thesaurus and I really needed a synonym for tricky....
I do the same crap everyday......
I don't know why my wife didn't appreciate the chocolate and flower I got as an apology....
I don't know why my wife got mad......
I don't understand my wife's kitchen organization......
I doubt this will get much attention, due to the limited target audience, but it did make my wife groan....
I farted to make my kid laugh but instead I just disgusted my wife....
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