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  • I ordered some bubble wrap with "Will you marry me?...

  • I played our wedding video backward yesterday....

  • I prepared my wife a roast beef dinner but she complained it was raw and needed to be roasted longer....

  • I pretty sure someone coming into our house and stealing our toilets....

  • I promised my wife I would try not to get too excited when we went to the nude beach....

  • I read an article today that said you should embrace your mistakes....

  • I recently called an old Engineering friend of mine and asked what he was working on these days....

  • I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....

  • I remember the exact moment I learned to do comedy impressions....

  • I said to my wife "this duvet is so soft!...

  • I said to my wife the other day "I completely agree....

  • I said to my wife, "For the last 15 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say....

  • I saw my opportunity and took it....

  • I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning....

  • I saw my wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair styled....

  • I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV:...

  • I see my wife when I lie dreaming......

  • I sent a package of food to my former wife....

  • I sent my wife a single letter as a message:...

  • I started a support group for dads living with wives who talk too much....

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