A neutron walks in to a bar...
...and asks the bar tender "How much for a beer?," to which, the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
Do you believe in Telekenisis?
All who do, please raise my hand.
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese. (Not yo cheese)
I am terrified of elevators.
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
A steak pun is ...
a rare medium well done.