and says, "Make me one with everything."

Today's featured daily humor:

Why couldn't the man buy a chimney Because the prices were through the roof

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I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs

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