Today's featured daily humor:
Hoping to find some appreciation for my impressive wit here, since I got zero when I offered it up earlier. My kids were at the lake making movies on their iPad with their cousins. I saw they were all doing some silly dances, and I asked if they were making a scary movie. They said no, it's a family movie. I responded with, oh, I just thought since your dance moves were so killer. Crickets. No respect.