I had to stop carrying my green flashlight...... celebrity history job seeing time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I had to stop carrying my green flashlight around, It kept putting me into the limelightClick for another laugh! Previous article: I ASKED MY WIFE WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND MY NECK ?... Prev Next article: Hoping to find some appreciation for my impressive wit here, since I got zero when I offered it up earlier.... Next