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  • I went to the gas station today and......

  • I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal....

  • I witnessed a Middle Eastern food truck being......

  • I woke up from a nap at the park to find that someone had their gun drawn on me!...

  • I woke up to find my mustache was missing this morning....

  • I work at a wig factory and 3 tonnes of hair was stolen....

  • I work in a machine shop and someone stole all of our aluminum billets last night....

  • I'm an assassin and someone stole my rice so I removed the pin from a grenade and gave it to them....

  • I'm being framed for a crime!...

  • I'm glad I wasn't casted for a Freddy......

  • I'm reading a horror story in Braille....

  • I'm sorry but isn't every murder....

  • I've been seeing a lot of incidents involving......

  • I've been stealing from the local crematorium....

  • I've been stealing wheelchairs from a local charity and I have no regrets....

  • I've created a TV show about a wizard and a coal miner who team up to solve crimes....

  • I've kidnapped the Swedish Chef, but he seems okay with it....

  • I've seen a lot of birthday thieves....

  • If a federal prisoner removes an insect by a rapid finger movement....

  • If a group of crows is a "murder"....

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