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  • When I'm in a bad mood, it hurts......

  • When is the best day to eat McDonald's?...

  • When is the best time to ask someone a question?...

  • When it comes up to keeping up with the recent news, being deaf really proves to be a barrier....

  • When life gives you melons......

  • When Michael Jackson died he had one question......

  • When my biology professor had the audacity to accuse me of stealing the spine off of the research skeleton in our lecture hall....

  • When my daughter and I arrived at the wedding ceremony, the bride came over and asked why my daughter had two speakers attached to her head....

  • When my daughter handed me a baby cat I was in shock....

  • When my eyes hurt ....

  • When my flight to Hawaii was late, they tried to make up for it by handing out those flower necklaces....

  • When my friend's wife was in labor, he would tell jokes to keep her mind off the pain, but this didn't amuse her much....

  • When my kleptomania starts to get out of hand....

  • When my Son was being mean to my......

  • When my wife was recovering from her brain injury the doctor told me, "I'm afraid she may not be able to spell now"....

  • When people in hell get angry with...

  • When people tell me I'm crazy....

  • When public speaking, I used to be so nervous that I'd feel the butterflies in my stomach....

  • When someone fails at performing the heimlich maneuver......

  • When someone swears in sign language....

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