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  • When I asked the contractor building my home about constructing the driveway he said they may do asphalt, or maybe gravel, or perhaps even pavers....

  • When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours....

  • When I consume a lot of a specific whisky I start hallucinating condoms with legs....

  • When I die I want to be burned on a giant pile of butter....

  • When I die I want to be cremated......

  • When I die, I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did....

  • When I die, I want to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather....

  • When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa....

  • When I die, I want to pass like......

  • When i drink Alcohol, everyone says im...

  • When I found the elevation map I was looking for....

  • When I go hiking I listen to music......

  • When I got married I threw a pan......

  • When I got my hair cut, I didn't like it at first....

  • When I grow up, I really want to become a mirror salesman....

  • When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym everyone started looking at me funny....

  • When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym everyone started to look at me funny....

  • When I look into a broken funhouse mirror....

  • When I look into a broken mirror....

  • When I moved into my igloo my friends threw me a housewarming party....

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