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  • I told myself I would pronounce the name of my Thai tourist destination correctly, and practiced and practiced....

  • I told the judge I couldn't breathe......

  • I told the wife that I didn't have time to jog this morning....

  • I took a crap in my Honda the other day....

  • I took a dump at the airport......

  • I took a pill that caused me to pass out and poop my pants....

  • I took a piss in the playing area of some child....

  • I took issue with an AI orchestra......

  • I took my cash out to pay for......

  • I took my dog to vet after he ate an entire bag of Scrabble tiles....

  • I traveled here specifically for the holy iron and now it turns out, there is nothing like that here....

  • I tricked a tree the other day......

  • I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn't finish....

  • I tried going camping once and I'll never......

  • I tried passing through an enclosed roadway where you must tie your vehicle to the one behind you....

  • I tried snorting Coke......

  • I tried squeezing ketchup on my hot dog and I got the nasty water....

  • I tried that new ChatLGBT app ....

  • I tried to come up with a Star......

  • I tried to date a Tennis player before....

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