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  • I've made so many animal puns lately....

  • I've made some pretty rubbish jokes on Reddit what should I do?...

  • I've never understood surprise birthday parties....

  • I've only now realized tofu is overrated......

  • I've pissed my pants in North and South America, shit my britches in Africa and Europe, didn't make it on time in Asia, involuntary brown thunder while I was Down Under, and couldn't hold it in on a cruise to Antarctica....

  • I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers....

  • I've stopped dancing because it depresses me......

  • I've worn my socks so much, they are......

  • If a federal prisoner removes an insect by a rapid finger movement....

  • If Apple made a confession booth, what would they name it?...

  • If Chuck Norris lived in the woods we'd call him the Wood Chuck....

  • If Earth wasn't flat, they should have named......

  • If I am addicted to masturbation, but it turns into a sex addiction....

  • If I called you a cunt......

  • If I could time travel I'd visit Holland back when everyone wore hand carved footwear....

  • If I ever become a rapper, I'll name myself "Scallion" so that....

  • If I have a landyours....

  • If i hear one more joke about auto mechanics....

  • If I'm skinny and do suspicious activity......

  • If laziness was an Olympic sport I would come in 4th....

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