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  • I can't stand that Star Wars Executive with the runny nose....

  • I can't stand Velcro....

  • I can't stand watching any TV show......

  • I can't STAND you people who use Italian words in your sentences to sound all smart and "sophisticated"....

  • I can't stop drinking cat urine....

  • I can't take my dog to the park anymore....

  • I can't think of a good egg pun......

  • I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working....

  • I cant figure out why my doorbell isn't working....

  • I caught one of my art students eating all the red clay....

  • I changed my password to "incorrect"......

  • I cleared my cache of cookies....

  • i could just sleep in the recliner....

  • I could never be a kleptomania victim...

  • I could never be an undertaker....

  • I could tell the wheat had been working out....

  • I could tell you a joke about paper......

  • I couldn't find the tool I use to flatten down the gravel in my walkway, and pitched an absolute fit....

  • I couldn't get an A in science......

  • I couldn't justify the price of toilet paper......

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