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  • I shared a joke during a Teams Meeting, but no one laughed....

  • I shot a 10 on hole four today....

  • I should have expected that my gardener would print all his documents sideways....

  • I showed up late to the Oppenheimer cinema screening....

  • I shuffle a ream of sheet music 1/2......

  • I signed up for a horse-lifting contest and......

  • I smiled at a lady in work today, but she rolled her eyes at me....

  • I sold my vacuum a few days ago......

  • I sold my vacuum cleaner today......

  • I sold my vacuum cleaner yesterday......

  • I sold my vacuum the other day....

  • I sold these things to some priests....

  • I solve a lot of problems in the bathroom....

  • I sometimes wear my apron to work......

  • I specialize in baby trains......

  • I spent a week in the hospital after nearly dying of a heart attack....

  • I spent all my money collecting every bird species in my zoo, except one....

  • I spent all the money I won in court, so I took a job as a cat masseuse....

  • I spent hours in the store looking for......

  • I spent the last 12 hours welding together a belt using nothing but wrist watches, and it came out 10 sizes too big....

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