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  • My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days....

  • My boss asked me why I only got sick on weekdays....

  • My boy asked me "where should I go to learn how to do things at the same time as others?...

  • My brother asked me if my new earbuds......

  • My building superintendent refused to come over and......

  • My can opener is broken....

  • My can opener stopped working....

  • My car failed its emissions test today!...

  • My car's probably not safe to drive right now....

  • My ceiling isn't the best....

  • My clothes are always wrinkly....

  • my co-worker asked me why the toilet whistles so loudly when it's flushed....

  • My covid test came back a 50 today....

  • My dad constantly criticizes me for not wearing our traditional Scottish family attire....

  • My dad doesn't believe in pencil sharpeners....

  • My dad has schizophrenia......

  • My dad opened the fridge and asked me if I wanted to eat this old salad before he threw it out....

  • My dad remarked, Why is this funeral at 9 in the morning?...

  • My dad said he laughed at this...

  • My daughter found cotton pads in our hotel......

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