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  • My obsession with 17th century European style lead me to spend my entire life's savings transforming my home and wardrobe into that exact period....

  • My parents told me I should marry four......

  • My part-time job repairing computer keyboards might not work out....

  • My patient ran out after I repaired the......

  • My sister in law bought a battery powered......

  • My sister in law said that another name for a pirate is a buccaneer....

  • My sister used to hide money in the bushes in our yard....

  • My son asked me why I didn't support his dream of a career playing violin....

  • My son bought a suit made out of knives, swords, and razors....

  • My son is building a house shaped like a parabola....

  • My son tried to buy my love with a crisp 10-dollar bill....

  • My son's girlfriend has been dropping these subtle hints about her financial problems....

  • My super-rich girlfriend keeps buying me apartments that I can't afford myself....

  • My tech-savvy friend thinks I'm rich, because when I asked about buying a good TV....

  • My Tinder bio says very honestly that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, that I drive a $500k vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel....

  • My Tinder date was so cheap....

  • My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece....

  • My uncle loves drinking, so for his birthday,......

  • My Visa was declined at the sweater store....

  • My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement....

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