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  • My pre-schooler can't say "please" in Spanish......

  • My pregnant wife insisted she get a window installed on her uterus....

  • My proctologist is now studying to be a......

  • My professional team of thieves were tasked with......

  • My program takes two inputs....

  • My psychiatrist said he saw me in the men's restroom before our session....

  • My psychology professor got mad. He asked...

  • My punny son......

  • My racist doctor recommended a diet to help with my constipation....

  • My recent experiments to clone miniature soccer players has had its first success, and I'm proud of the results....

  • My recently retired father was wearing two watches....

  • My religion is frozen custard based....

  • My ride broke down while traveling in Egypt....

  • My rock climber action figure may look like it has disproportionate anatomy, but I promise you....

  • My rubber band is very tired......

  • My Russian friend brags too much about the patriotic symbols representing his country....

  • My sails have finally arrived....

  • My shrink says I need to stop my nightly fantasy of becoming a serrated edge....

  • My siblings and I all have really bad......

  • My sister and I slipped past nightclub security dressed as American soldiers in World War 2....

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