Daddyjokes.ca
Main
About
Tags
Disclaimer
Random Joke
BuyMeACoffee
Enter Part of Title
Display #
5
10
15
20
25
30
50
100
200
500
All
I took an actual empress to my high school prom....
I took my car in for a service......
I took my daughter's hamster to the vet......
I took my dog, Samuel Akita, to the vet....
I took my family on a road trip......
I took my family to a seaside cheese market....
I took my friend to see the world's biggest fan for his birthday....
I took my girlfriend to see Disney on......
I took my sons to the pond earlier......
I took only my son to the local town fair, but not my daughter....
I took the dogs on a walk yesterday....
I took the opportunity to make a dad joke at the expense of my nephew's recent height increase....
I totally nailed this one today......
I Touched The Thermostat......
I travel to a different town for work so to make things better, I got married to a different woman in both towns....
I tried dating a defensive lineman....
I tried dating a nun but she stopped......
I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn't finish....
I tried milking a cow but he ran......
I tried my best pickup line on a girl at the bar, but she just rolled her eyes at me....
Page 141 of 400
Start
Prev
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
Next
End
