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  • I just saw a new documentary about how the hulls of ships are built....

  • I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes....

  • I just saw Oppenheimer in the theatre today....

  • I just saw the arrival of the horses of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse....

  • I just spent a ton of money to get my air conditioner repaired....

  • I just visited a mexican food festival in bombay....

  • I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40....

  • I just went through a long audit at the IRS....

  • I just won a lifetime supply of ground......

  • I keep a copy of the book I wrote taped to my body....

  • I keep track of all the trees I cut down....

  • I killed my wife by putting lead coins in her Christmas desert....

  • I knew a guy that would pick a......

  • I knew a heavy a drinker who lost a lot of weight ....

  • I knew a woman who set fire to all her outstanding bills....

  • I knew I was in a real pickle....

  • I knew that my carpentry skills weren't that good....

  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid....

  • I know a library that has two stories....

  • I know a lumberjack who built a Honda out of 128 cubic feet of wood....

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