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  • I never thought orthopedic shoes really would work for me....

  • I never trust an elevator......

  • I never trust rodents with my secrets....

  • I never wanted a beard......

  • I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker....

  • I no longer see my wife and kids....

  • I no longer worry about plumbing problems....

  • I often reminisce about the amazing boobs I got to grow up around - from the sitter to my 8th grade science teacher, and even my old neighbor, Mrs....

  • I Once Almost Dated a Psychic Girl!...

  • I once ate a watch....

  • I once ate an entire rope....

  • I once bought a hook from a pirate....

  • I once bought a manure business......

  • I once broke up with a blind girl......

  • I once clenched my ass to hold a......

  • I once clogged the soda machine's ice dispenser....

  • I once competed in the National Viagra Eating......

  • I once dated a baker....

  • I once dated a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery....

  • I once dated a magazine collector......

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