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  • I got arrested yesterday for stealing a kitchen utensil....

  • I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the potholes on the streets by my house!...

  • I got fired from my job because I......

  • I got locked out of my house so kindly asked the door to open....

  • I got my blood drawn today....

  • I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday....

  • I guess it doesn't matter to my wife that I sat at our kitchen island all day and completed our annual taxes....

  • I had no problems painting and decorating the ground floor of my home....

  • I had to fire the maid....

  • I had to look for a blind guy......

  • I hate double standards....

  • I hate to pry......

  • I hate washing dirty clothes and they just......

  • I hate when I hang out at MC Hammer's house ....

  • I have a joke about construction....

  • I have a pet manatee named Hugh....

  • I have a problem with people coming out......

  • I have a weird fear of overly intricate......

  • I have started selling bed linen with...

  • I have the power to turn into a piece of furniture, and I'm the leader of my superhero squad....

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