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I needed to go to the hardware store today, I'd ran out of white spirit to clean my paintbrushes....
I never drive alone......
I never finish anything....
I never knew the true meaning of Boxing Day until I told my wife "happy Boxing Day" at 5 AM this morning....
I never really understood anything about Ouzo, feta......
I never ride my bike around the mental......
I never understood odorless chemicals....
I offered my elderly neighbour $20 for a......
I once got into an argument with my friend over measuring....
I once knew a bunch of guys who thought they were really exceptional at statistics....
I once lived in such a remote area, I thought no one would ever be able to get supplies back to me....
I once saw a magician make a stick of butter disappear....
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went....
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition....
I once thought I had a Japanese friend......
I once tried my hand at designing a submarine, but no matter what I did, it just wouldn't submerge....
I once used to judge people on how well they sang Died in your Arms, I was a little too strict at judging....
I only ever had stepladders in my house....
I only know 23 letters of the alphabet....
I only know 25 letters in the alphabet....
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