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  • I spent the last 12 hours welding together a belt using nothing but wrist watches, and it came out 10 sizes too big....

  • I spilled milk on my foot the other......

  • I sprained my ankle tripping over a box of Kleenex....

  • I started a business selling necklaces made from broken violin parts....

  • I started a nightclub for guys with erectile dysfunction....

  • I started my diet by removing all the fattening food from the house....

  • I started taking Prevagen to help with my memory....

  • I stopped my toddler from pulling vines off the house....

  • I studied cave exploration in college....

  • I survived falling from 12 story building....

  • I tell Baghdad jokes in the Middle East....

  • I text my wife "Look, if plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J don't work, then we'll have to resort to Plan K....

  • I think I have a dog....

  • I think I said something wrong to the skid marks in my toilet, they're nowhere to be seen....

  • I think the wife is dyslexic......

  • I thought about becoming vegetarian....

  • I thought I came up with a unique and creative joke about native Australians....

  • I thought I had a good joke about......

  • I thought I was wrong once but....

  • I thought I won the argument with my wife about how to arrange our dining room furniture....

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