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  • My sister has a Michael Jackson phobia....

  • My son asked, "what happens if someone took a jackhammer to your stomach?...

  • My son cut all my extension cords......

  • My son hit me with an insect shaped cookie sheet....

  • My son is a boomerang......

  • My son threw a breadstick at his sister......

  • My son took a blade to the neck and started gushing bright orange blood....

  • My spouse keeps setting their farts on fire and I think it may be over between us....

  • My vegetarian girlfriend from New Jersey got mad at me and started yelling at me....

  • My wife and I got into a fight because I said she didn't wear enough mascara....

  • My wife asked me to take her to......

  • My wife called me while I was...

  • My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard....

  • My wife said, "I'm backing the car in the garage....

  • My wife threatened to kill me if I......

  • My wife threw a tin of soup at me....

  • My wife wants me to take her out on her birthday....

  • My wife was driving us home last night......

  • My wife's threatening to leave me because of my obsession with being a TV news anchor....

  • Never break someone's heart, they only have one......

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