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  • My drinking buddy, a private, called his projectile a bullet....

  • My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments....

  • My ex wife tried to upset me by......

  • My ex-girlfriend always liked to beat me at paint ball....

  • My family watched as I was brutally killed....

  • My father and I don't always agree......

  • My favorite hobby is stabbing clocks and watches....

  • My four-year old sprinted away from me at the grocery store making a full escape after knocking down a towering cereal box display to completely block the row....

  • My friend asked me if I would like......

  • My friend came out of the room and screamed "It's a boy!...

  • My friend cried when Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton....

  • My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday....

  • My friend owns a bakery and he gave me some bear claws....

  • My friend stole my shoes from my room......

  • My friend thought using a jackhammer to destroy......

  • My friend took a dump so foul in bathroom, I didn't know whether to light a candle or hire a hit man to hunt him down for his offense....

  • My friend was arrested for killing someone with......

  • My friend was kidnapped by mimes......

  • my girlfriend poked me in the eye recently......

  • My girlfriend poked me in the eyes....

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