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  • My girlfriend threw her iPhone at me so hard I've now got a detached retina....

  • My girlfriend told me that if I don't......

  • My grandpa joined a new gang....

  • My grandpa told me that he got to see the titanic and that from the beginning he told them not to get onboard because he knew it was gonna sink....

  • My Great Grandfather kept telling everyone the Titanic was going to sink....

  • My half brother and I....

  • My hands got all cut up and bloody......

  • My husband Dom has Tourette's....

  • My insurance company called me last week....

  • My job is hard....

  • My kid developed a nasty habit of kicking......

  • My kid said he didn't know what Armageddon......

  • My kids asked for a salt lamp....

  • My kids debate teacher has a habit of being rough on students and she said he ate her alive today....

  • My landlady threatened to evict the tenant with......

  • My lawyer was chasing a doctor yesterday....

  • My local bakery is charging one of its customers the cost of plumbing after said customer entered their establishment only to purchase a single baked good, then proceeded to unleash two violent bowel movements on one of their toilets....

  • My local bowling hall is closed......

  • My local gun club was thinking about building a blast proof wall so we can set off grenades and other explosives....

  • My mate always faints when Dracula comes to......

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