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  • My mate reckons he was beaten up by......

  • My mate Terry was going to give me a lift somewhere, but he got run over by a steamroller....

  • My mate told me that some evil person did a hit and run on a disabled person last night....

  • My mate was in the army....

  • My mom couldn't find my favorite breakfast lately......

  • My mom had to call the cops last night on this dude who was running through her garden, screaming at the top of his lungs, and just wouldn't leave....

  • My mom's sister stole my shorts....

  • My mother always said that she didn't have a favourite child....

  • My mother got hit by a double...

  • My musician friend recently had his home broken into and his property is missing....

  • My neighbor didn't think I could do a......

  • My neighbor is stealing cement from me....

  • My next door neighbour has just blown up a Lenin statue....

  • My office was evacuated after we heard Boogie Wonderland on the radio....

  • My oldest boy insulted me while we were......

  • My phone ran out of charge......

  • My pirate fanfic just got approved for the next Pirates movie....

  • My Psychiatrist says my fixation with small Japanese swords is out of control....

  • My puppy always starts fights when he gets overheated....

  • My relationship with a girl I matched on Tinder was going great until she suffered a psychotic episode insisting that she was part-crab....

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