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  • I was happy to raise my kid on my own, until his mother, my ex-wife burned our house down....

  • I was having a problem with drunks walking around my neighborhood causing trouble....

  • I was in a fight with a Lego man the other day....

  • I was in Hong Kong......

  • I was jumped in the alley by a gang of 25 cent pieces....

  • I was kidnapped by a cheapskate....

  • I was kidnapped by a group of mimes......

  • I was kidnapped by a troupe of mimes......

  • I was kidnapped by mimes once......

  • I was late to my first fight club today....

  • I was minding my own business in the library when I was attacked....

  • I was mugged by a group of 6......

  • I was mugged by a guy wearing sunglasses and a pink rabbit suit who hit me with his drumsticks....

  • I was on the radio once....

  • I was once hit on the head with......

  • I was once kidnapped by mimes....

  • I was out hiking yesterday when all of a sudden a large pack of what looked like large, wild dogs came stampeding out of the forest and knocked me down and trampled me....

  • I was practicing my aim and hit the bullseye....

  • I was riding a donkey across the desert when some bandits jumped me and left me walking penniless and barefoot to town....

  • I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep....

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