What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese. (Not yo cheese)
I am terrified of elevators.
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
A steak pun is ...
a rare medium well done.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
A buddhist goes to a pizza outlet...
and says, "Make me one with everything."