What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
A buddhist goes to a pizza outlet...
and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out man
Why couldn't the man buy a chimney
Today's featured daily humor:
Why couldn't the man buy a chimney Because the prices were through the roof