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  • I was fired from my job where my sole task was to use a pencil to erase the number "2" and ONLY the number "2" in old documents....

  • I was flying Alaska airlines, it was a 737 and when landing, the plane bounced a lot....

  • I was flying in a 707 returning from my tour of duty in Southeast Asia ....

  • I was getting so frustrated trying to use a broken calculator that I almost threw it across the room, but I decided not to....

  • I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?...

  • I was going to buy a hairpiece but......

  • I was going to buy a Matchbox 20......

  • I was going to the store the other day and my daughter asked me to buy six bottles of Sprite....

  • I was helping a kid with their arithmetic......

  • I was in the middle of my annual......

  • I was once asked where I see myself......

  • I was robbed at the gas station today!...

  • I was robbed at the gas station today....

  • I was setting up a new account and it asked me for a password with at least 8 characters....

  • I was the world's most successful butterfly catcher,......

  • I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB....

  • I was willing to study algebra until we starting talking about y=mx+b....

  • I watch my weight......

  • I went out to play golf for the first time yesterday....

  • I went to a 45 cent concert......

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